CELEBRITY FUNERAL: Matthew McConaughey
It is with a heavy heart and a bongo drum that I inform you that America has lost one its greatest thespians, Matthew McConaughey. Join me, Mamrie Hart, and some of Matthew's closet friends and co-stars as they honor the work, the art, and the man. Be prepared to shed some tears. And then drink some beers. Then back to tears.
Matthew McConaughey's motto in life was "just keep livin'." That was a lie, you bastard, but we will honor you anyway.
Services will be held at The Upright Citizen's Brigade Theatre. No shirts allowed!