The culmination of twelve years of rehearsals and workshops, this fully improvised, two-man show will start by unfolding the mystery of human existence and move on from there. Those who see the show will become captains of industry, leaders of revolutions, and rulers of nations. Those who don't will serve them. Conservatively, the ticket price should be $150 a seat. Due to the Upright Citizens Brigade's foolish unwillingness to take advantage of their audience, the ticket price will be a mere $5. This is a 96.7% savings. There will be only 5 performances of this show ever in the universe. Ali and Ian, two three letter names -- over 400 lbs. of comic dynamite.