Join Bristol, Track and Willow Palin as they sing, dance, and aggressively misinform their way into your hearts and The White House. Come on down and get to know the soon to be first SECOND family as they realize their life long dreams of being stars!

God bless America! Thanks but no thanks! I put it on ebay!

Special guests include:
Levi "Sex on Skates" Johnston
The Palin Fetus with Soul
and Chelsea Clinton

Written by: Kate Hess
Directed by: Andrew Secunda
Featuring Ari Scott, Beth White, Andrew Secunda & Ryan Karels
Choreography by Adina Grigore