We don't know how long they have been here or where they come from. Extra-terrestrials, humanoid lizards, disguised as humans, have taken over Hollywood. Their goal: To use asinine reality shows and poorly conceived movie remakes to lull the human populace into submission. They control what we watch. They control what we buy. They control how we think. We are mere puppets, pawns in their grand scheme to take over the galaxy.

Comedians Dave Thunder (Don't Laugh, I Might Be Retarded), Rob Lathan (Get Psyched!), and Tony Carnevale (Channel 102), have formed "The Freedom Network." Hidden in their underground bunker, deep beneath Gristedes, they hack into network satellites to broadcast their own shows and movies in an effort to un-brainwash the populace and teach people about the evil alien menace!