You know the old legend of the woods- If you drink enough liquor on Arbor Day, trees talk to you! Sappity Tappity, America's Favorite Drunk British Pine Tree and his many mild mannered woodland friends present a drunken celebration of America's Holiday, Arbor Day.

Sappity Tappity won't skimp on the drink, so you're guaranteed the highest quality entertainment of the greenest variety! Liquor Forest is alive with Frollicking Foibles, Fascinating Fairytales, and Fucking Fun! Come join Sappity Tappity for A MUSICAL ROMP with his timeless friends, the flowers, the Sun, and the The mysterious McCubbin! Watch Out! He's Drunk! Look Out! He's British! Relax! He's a Bloody Tree, idiots. Women take back the night all the time! Time for trees to take back the Arbor Day!

Starring Jon Daly, Violet Krumbein, and more!