Everyone makes them, no one keeps them. Wool will talk about them for an hour - or will he?

"Going to see Glenn Wool perform should probably be made compulsory for the melancholy. There's no way you won't feel a bit better about the world afterwards." **** Metro

"If there were any justice in this god-forsaken comedy world, Glenn Wool would be much better known than he is." **** The List

"His delivery is faultless: perfectly expressive, precision timed and undulating highs and lows. Brilliant." Chortle

"Glenn's the finest comedian in the UK." Doug Stanhope

"A complete joy to watch." ***** Skinnyfest

"You will find anything and everything Glenn Wool talks about deeply hilarious - despite your better judgment." Paul Provenza - Director, The Aristocrats