It's going to be a Festival of Fights as UCBW MegaStars do battle in Eight Crazy Matches at this annual holiday season spectacular, live on pay-per-view*!

Get your tickets now for the last 2009 show from the world's greatest comedy wrestling league!

Featuring the MAIN EVENT: Bar-Mitzvah Boy (w/ His Jewish Mother) vs. Adolf Hitler --with special guest referee, the Birthday Boy himself, Jesus Christ!

Other MegaStars to appear: Ebenezer Scrooge, The Last Samurai, Trojan Man, "The Manly Man" Randy Manly, The Cocainiac, Camp Counselor Josh, Johnny Wimbledon, Waldo, Carmen Sandiego, YouTube Commenter, Mr. Monocle, The Rollerblader, The Sweet Old Man, and more surprises!

Matches to be officiated by Referee Roadie Frank, and all the hot action will be called by The Captain & Spit Brunkle at the Menorah Booth.

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* show not actually available on pay-per-view