October 18, 2007 

Schedule and line-ups are subject to change

• 7:00 pm $5 SPANK Man vs. Comedy See two brand new sketch or solo shows birthed right before your eyes. These shows have never been performed on the UCBT stage before.
  And just like children, some may be good and some may be bad, but somebody out there loves them just the same.
• 8:00 pm $5 BOOZE CRUISE Afloat on the Hudson with your coworkers, no one can hear you scream. In the course of a booze cruise office party, Amy Heidt subjects you to five women you'll love to hate, hate to recognize, and end up loving in spite of yourself. Seven Fights Knife fight. Wrestling match. Open-palmed martial arts standoff. Sketch show. Matt DeCoster and Will Hines test their mettle by performing an uncompromising series of comedy sketches that they wrote for the arena of the UCB Theatre.
• 9:30 pm $5 OBSESSED With Julie & Jackie Join comic geniuses Jackie Clarke and Julie Klausner as they host an evening based around the theme of obsession. Guests include writers, comedians, and actual loons.
• 11:00 pm $5 Cage Match NYC Derrick vs. Raynard Welcome to the world's most dangerous Improv arena, where two mighty teams of gladiators will take the stage to prove who is the best of the best.