October 6, 2008 

Schedule and line-ups are subject to change

• 6:30 pm $5 SPANK We Need To Talk... / OMFG See two brand new sketch or solo shows birthed right before your eyes. These shows have never been performed on the UCBT stage before.
  And just like children, some may be good and some may be bad, but somebody out there loves them just the same.
• 8:00 pm $5 SPANK On My Reel / Let's Have Sex with Kristy Webb See two brand new sketch or solo shows birthed right before your eyes. These shows have never been performed on the UCBT stage before.
  And just like children, some may be good and some may be bad, but somebody out there loves them just the same.
• 9:30 pm $5 The Spin: Improvised Political Satire Care about our republic? Then come see The Spin, an improvised show based entirely on a current political news story chosen by you, the citizen audience. I EAT PANDAS: We Classy In just minutes, I Eat Pandas does what it takes Andrew Lloyd Webber YEARS to do: crap out a hit musical from start to finish.
• 11:00 pm FREE WHIPLASH w/Todd Barry, Andy Blitz, Chelsea Peretti & surprise guests! New York City's hottest alternative stand-up comics come together for this weekly showcase hosted by Leo Allen.