Monday, September 15

• 8:00 pm $5 SPANK Charlie Sanders / Dominic Dierkes
• 9:30 pm $5 I EAT PANDAS: We Classy
• 11:00 pm $5 WHIPLASH

Tuesday, September 16

• 6:30 pm $5 New Team Harold
• 8:00 pm $5 Harold Night
• 11:00 pm $5 As The Diamond Burns: An Improvised Soap Opera The Spin: Improvised Political Satire

Wednesday, September 17

• 7:00 pm $5 The 7:00 Workout Christine Nangle & Jill Donnelly
• 8:00 pm $5 CBS/NYC PRESENTS!
• 11:00 pm FREE School Night

Thursday, September 18

• 8:00 pm $5 Thomas Middleditch: Littlebitch Rory & Craig: Our Internet Knowledge
• 9:30 pm $5 The Dave Hill Explosion
• 11:00 pm $5 Cage Match NYC Winner vs. Hot Sauce

Friday, September 19

• 8:00 pm $10 Workdays With Maury Take Me. Seriously.
• 9:30 pm $10 THE STEPFATHERS
• 11:00 pm $10 DEATH BY ROO ROO: Your Fucked Up Family
• Midnight $5 GUTBUCKET

Saturday, September 20

• 7:30 pm $10 Let's Have A Ball
• 9:00 pm $10 MOTHER: The Soundtrack
• 10:30 pm $10 REUBEN WILLIAMS: As Seen On TV
• Midnight $5 VERY FRESH w/Olde English

Sunday, September 21

• 7:30 pm $10 ASSSSCAT 3000
• 9:30 pm FREE ASSSSCAT 3000

Monday, September 22

• 8:00 pm $5 Gavin Speiller Needs Your Approval Banging My Dick Against A Wall
• 9:30 pm $5 College Humor Live!
• 11:00 pm $5 WHIPLASH

Tuesday, September 23

• 6:30 pm $5 New Team Harold
• 8:00 pm $5 Harold Night
• 11:00 pm FREE Jammin' With Ralph

Wednesday, September 24

• 7:00 pm $5 The 7:00 Workout Hallie Haglund & Rob Cuthill
• 8:00 pm $5 Nate Lang: Hold Fast The Lance and Ray Show: The Evil Inside
• 9:30 pm $5 The Nights Of Our Lives
• 11:00 pm FREE School Night

Thursday, September 25

• 6:30 pm $5 SPANK Hannah & the Coquettes / Leslie Meisel
• 8:00 pm $5 Ronna & Beverly's All Jew Revue
• 9:30 pm $5 Shut Up! I Hate You!
• 11:00 pm $5 Cage Match NYC Winner vs. LD & The Scientist

Friday, September 26

• 8:00 pm $10 Backyard Brawl
• 9:30 pm $10 THE STEPFATHERS
• 11:00 pm $10 DEATH BY ROO ROO: Your Fucked Up Family
• Midnight $5 The Freedom Network

Saturday, September 27

• 7:30 pm $10 Let's Have A Ball
• 9:00 pm $10 Mother: The Finale

Sunday, September 28

• 7:30 pm $10 ASSSSCAT 3000
• 9:30 pm FREE ASSSSCAT 3000

Monday, September 29

• 6:30 pm $5 SPANK Blitzkrieg / Macho
• 8:00 pm $5 Gravid Water
• 9:30 pm $5 She Tried To Be Normal Pissing My Pants on Vine
• 11:00 pm $5 WHIPLASH

Tuesday, September 30

• 6:30 pm $5 New Team Harold
• 8:00 pm $5 Harold Night
• 11:00 pm $5 600: The Movie

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