Wednesday, September 3

• 8:00 pm $5 Dan Dratch's Pilot Reading w/Jason Sudeikis, Rachel Dratch, Jack McBrayer, David Rakoff, Dave Hill, Julie Klausner & more! She Tried To Be Normal
• 9:30 pm $5 2 SQUARE
• 11:00 pm FREE School Night

Thursday, September 4

• 8:00 pm $5 Thomas Middleditch: Littlebitch Rory & Craig: Our Internet Knowledge
• 9:30 pm $5 Stickerbook
• 11:00 pm $5 Cage Match NYC Death By Roo Roo vs. Dogbasket

Friday, September 5

• 8:00 pm $10 Feeling Sad/Mad With Ellie Kemper Workdays With Maury
• 9:30 pm $10 THE STEPFATHERS
• 11:00 pm $10 DEATH BY ROO ROO: Your Fucked Up Family
• Midnight $5 Liquid Courage

Saturday, September 6

• 7:30 pm $10 Let's Have A Ball
• 9:00 pm $10 MOTHER: The Soundtrack
• 10:30 pm $10 REUBEN WILLIAMS: As Seen On TV
• Midnight $5 DERRICK Comedy: Street Legal

Sunday, September 7

• 7:30 pm $10 ASSSSCAT 3000
• 9:30 pm FREE ASSSSCAT 3000

Monday, September 8

• 8:00 pm $5 Maude Night The Skuntz / Stone Cold Fox
• 9:30 pm $5 Maude Night mixtape 98 / 27 Kidneys
• 11:00 pm $5 WHIPLASH

Tuesday, September 9

• 6:30 pm $5 New Team Harold
• 8:00 pm $5 Harold Night --The Fucking Kennedys
  --The Law Firm
  --The Scam
  --Bastian
  --DeCoster
• 11:00 pm $5 As The Diamond Burns: An Improvised Soap Opera The Spin: Improvised Political Satire

Wednesday, September 10

• 7:00 pm $5 The 7:00 Workout Bastian: The Psychic
• 8:00 pm $5 Nate Lang: Hold Fast The Lance and Ray Show: The Evil Inside
• 11:00 pm FREE School Night

Thursday, September 11

• 7:00 pm $5 The 7:00 Workout Glennis McMurray
• 8:00 pm $5 Laura Krafft Presents: THREE-PIECE!
• 9:30 pm $5 Are You Paying Attention?
• 11:00 pm $5 Cage Match NYC Winner vs. Sherpa

Friday, September 12

• 7:00 pm $5 Eliza Skinner is: SHAMELESS
• 8:00 pm $10 Homebody Feeling Sad/Mad With Ellie Kemper
• 9:30 pm $10 THE STEPFATHERS
• 11:00 pm $10 DEATH BY ROO ROO: Your Fucked Up Family
• Midnight $5 High School Talent Show

Saturday, September 13

• 7:30 pm $10 Let's Have A Ball
• 9:00 pm $10 MOTHER: The Soundtrack
• 10:30 pm $10 REUBEN WILLIAMS: As Seen On TV
• Midnight $5 Game Bros. Live!

Sunday, September 14

• 7:30 pm $10 ASSSSCAT 3000
• 9:30 pm FREE ASSSSCAT 3000

Monday, September 15

• 8:00 pm $5 SPANK Charlie Sanders / Dominic Dierkes
• 9:30 pm $5 I EAT PANDAS: We Classy
• 11:00 pm $5 WHIPLASH

Tuesday, September 16

• 6:30 pm $5 New Team Harold
• 8:00 pm $5 Harold Night --Whorenado
  --Ragnaröck
  --The Law Firm
  --Bastian
  --Bangs
• 11:00 pm $5 As The Diamond Burns: An Improvised Soap Opera The Spin: Improvised Political Satire

Wednesday, September 17

• 7:00 pm $5 The 7:00 Workout Christine Nangle & Jill Donnelly
• 8:00 pm $5 CBS/NYC PRESENTS!
• 11:00 pm FREE School Night

Thursday, September 18

• 8:00 pm $5 Thomas Middleditch: Littlebitch Rory & Craig: Our Internet Knowledge
• 9:30 pm $5 The Dave Hill Explosion
• 11:00 pm $5 Cage Match NYC Winner vs. Hot Sauce

Friday, September 19

• 8:00 pm $10 Workdays With Maury Take Me. Seriously.
• 9:30 pm $10 THE STEPFATHERS
• 11:00 pm $10 DEATH BY ROO ROO: Your Fucked Up Family
• Midnight $5 GUTBUCKET

Saturday, September 20

• 7:30 pm $10 Let's Have A Ball
• 9:00 pm $10 MOTHER: The Soundtrack
• 10:30 pm $10 REUBEN WILLIAMS: As Seen On TV
• Midnight $5 VERY FRESH w/Olde English

Sunday, September 21

• 7:30 pm $10 ASSSSCAT 3000
• 9:30 pm FREE ASSSSCAT 3000

Monday, September 22

• 8:00 pm $5 Gavin Speiller Needs Your Approval Banging My Dick Against A Wall
• 9:30 pm $5 College Humor Live!
• 11:00 pm $5 WHIPLASH

Tuesday, September 23

• 6:30 pm $5 New Team Harold
• 8:00 pm $5 Harold Night --Ragnaröck
  --The Law Firm
  --The Scam
  --Bastian
  --DeCoster
• 11:00 pm FREE Jammin' With Ralph

Wednesday, September 24

• 7:00 pm $5 The 7:00 Workout Hallie Haglund & Rob Cuthill
• 8:00 pm $5 Nate Lang: Hold Fast The Lance and Ray Show: The Evil Inside
• 9:30 pm $5 The Nights Of Our Lives
• 11:00 pm FREE School Night

Thursday, September 25

• 6:30 pm $5 SPANK Hannah & the Coquettes / Leslie Meisel
• 8:00 pm $5 Ronna & Beverly's All Jew Revue
• 9:30 pm $5 Shut Up! I Hate You!
• 11:00 pm $5 Cage Match NYC Winner vs. LD & The Scientist

Friday, September 26

• 8:00 pm $10 Backyard Brawl
• 9:30 pm $10 THE STEPFATHERS
• 11:00 pm $10 DEATH BY ROO ROO: Your Fucked Up Family
• Midnight $5 The Freedom Network

Saturday, September 27

• 7:30 pm $10 Let's Have A Ball
• 9:00 pm $10 Mother: The Finale

Sunday, September 28

• 7:30 pm $10 ASSSSCAT 3000
• 9:30 pm FREE ASSSSCAT 3000

Monday, September 29

• 6:30 pm $5 SPANK Blitzkrieg / Macho
• 8:00 pm $5 Gravid Water
• 9:30 pm $5 She Tried To Be Normal Pissing My Pants on Vine
• 11:00 pm $5 WHIPLASH

Tuesday, September 30

• 6:30 pm $5 New Team Harold
• 8:00 pm $5 Harold Night --DeCoster
  --The Fucking Kennedys
  --The Scam
  --Bastian
  --Bangs
• 11:00 pm $5 600: The Movie

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