August 14, 2008 

Schedule and line-ups are subject to change

• 6:30 pm $5 SPANK Dear Gwyneth / Violet Krumbein See two brand new sketch or solo shows birthed right before your eyes. These shows have never been performed on the UCBT stage before.
  And just like children, some may be good and some may be bad, but somebody out there loves them just the same.
• 8:00 pm $5 Feeling Sad/Mad With Ellie Kemper Several gentle portraits of excruciating despair and anger. SIDECAR: This One's For The Losers A lot of sketch shows are for guys like David Beckham and George Clooney, but not this one. This one's for the rest of us, this one's for you, This One's For The Losers.
• 9:30 pm $5 Laura Krafft Presents: THREE-PIECE! w/Martha Plimpton & Starlee Kine An improvised monologue in three parts. Laura Krafft and two guests turn one suggestion into an evening of monologues and a delight for the senses.
• 11:00 pm $5 Cage Match NYC Death By Roo Roo vs. Rogue Elephant Welcome to the world's most dangerous Improv arena, where two mighty teams of gladiators will take the stage to prove who is the best of the best.