July 24, 2004 

Schedule and line-ups are subject to change

• 7:30 pm $8 Spiral Bound Demetri debuted his first one-man show, "If I", at the UCBT. Then he took it to the U.S. Comedy Arts Festival in Aspen. Then, he took it to the Fringe Festival in Edinburgh. He got two trophies for it. Now he has a new show. It's called "Spiral Bound."
• 9:00 pm $8 Respecto: Good vs. Elvis The baby is coming, the power is out, the senator has been shot and we think the pizza palace is owned by vampires. Unbelievable things happen to desperate people in this all-improvised comedy show by Respecto Montalban.
• 10:30 pm $8 Shut Up Matt Besser ONE NIGHT ONLY Matt Besser returns to make you laugh. Just try to shut Matt Besser up!
• Midnight $8 Cracked Out Yo motherfuckers it's time for The Crackdown To Crack Spring. Come smoke crack with Cracked Out while we celebrate the new Crack Spring with Crack. We're also gonna be kickin' crack rhymes for all y'all that are surely to make you feel springified.