Thursday, July 17

• 6:30 pm $5 SPANK Murderfist / Your Fat Girlfriend
• 8:00 pm $5 Rick Shapiro: Wild Card
• 9:30 pm $5 The Dave Hill Explosion
• 11:00 pm $5 Cage Match NYC Winner vs. The Fucking Kennedys

Friday, July 18

• 7:30 pm $8 The Blockbuster Movie Spectacular
• 9:30 pm $8 THE STEPFATHERS
• 11:00 pm $8 DEATH BY ROO ROO: Your Fucked Up Family
• Midnight FREE GUTBUCKET

Saturday, July 19

• 7:30 pm $8 THREE-PIECE!
• 9:00 pm $8 MOTHER: The Soundtrack
• 10:30 pm $8 REUBEN WILLIAMS: As Seen On TV
• Midnight $5 OLDE ENGLISH: Our Show of Shows

Sunday, July 20

• 7:30 pm $8 ASSSSCAT 3000
• 9:30 pm FREE ASSSSCAT 3000

Monday, July 21

• 8:00 pm $5 Andres du Bouchet: Born With A Stage Name
• 9:30 pm $5 SPANK Gavin Speiller / Lance and Ray
• 11:00 pm $5 Couples Skate

Tuesday, July 22

• 6:30 pm $5 New Team Harold
• 8:00 pm $5 Harold Night --RAGNARÖCK
  --The Fucking Kennedys
  --The Law Firm
  --Bangs
  --Whorenado
• 11:00 pm $5 The Brothers Hines Krompf

Wednesday, July 23

• 7:00 pm $5 UCBT'S HAPPENING SUMMER SHOWCASE
• 9:30 pm $5 The Spin: Improvised Political Satire As The Diamond Burns: An Improvised Soap Opera
• 11:00 pm FREE School Night

Thursday, July 24

• 6:30 pm $5 SPANK Rue Brutalia / Sexual Sexual Sketch Show
• 8:00 pm $5 Pangea 3000 Pissing My Pants on Vine
• 9:30 pm $5 College Humor Live!
• 11:00 pm $5 Cage Match NYC Winner vs. Veal

Friday, July 25

• 7:00 pm $5 The 7:00 Workout Ellie Kemper
• 8:00 pm $8 Disenchanted BriTANick: Begging For Approval
• 9:30 pm $8 THE STEPFATHERS
• 11:00 pm $8 DEATH BY ROO ROO: Your Fucked Up Family
• Midnight FREE Jammin' With Ralph

Saturday, July 26

• 7:30 pm $8 I EAT PANDAS: We Classy
• 9:00 pm $8 MOTHER: The Soundtrack
• 10:30 pm $8 REUBEN WILLIAMS: As Seen On TV
• Midnight $5 High School Talent Show

Sunday, July 27

• 7:30 pm $8 ASSSSCAT 3000
• 9:30 pm FREE ASSSSCAT 3000

Monday, July 28

• 6:30 pm $5 SPANK Rachel Mason / Bad Sex & the Big Bad City: A (Fore) Play
• 8:00 pm $5 Gravid Water
• 9:30 pm $5 SPANK Adam Pally / Not Your Typical Christian Comics
• 11:00 pm $5 SPANK Farebeater / Improv Verité

Tuesday, July 29

• 6:30 pm $5 New Team Harold
• 8:00 pm $5 Harold Night --Bastian
  --The Law Firm
  --The Scam
  --Bangs
  --The Fucking Kennedys
• 11:00 pm $5 C,C,+C Improv Factory Hot Sauce

Wednesday, July 30

• 8:00 pm $5 CBS/NYC PRESENTS
• 9:30 pm $5 The Spin: Improvised Political Satire As The Diamond Burns: An Improvised Soap Opera
• 11:00 pm FREE School Night

Thursday, July 31

• 8:00 pm $5 Homebody Pangea 3000
• 9:30 pm $5 Are You Paying Attention?
• 11:00 pm $5 Cage Match NYC Winner vs. The Law Firm

Friday, August 1

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Wednesday, August 6

Thursday, August 7

Friday, August 8

• 4:30 pm $25 The 10th Annual Del Close Marathon
• 7:00 pm $10 BABY WANTS CANDY @ FIT
• 8:30 pm $10 NAKED BABIES @ FIT
• 10:00 pm $10 THE SWARM @ FIT
• 11:30 pm $10 RESPECTO MONTALBAN @ FIT

Saturday, August 9

• 6:00 pm $25 The 10th Annual Del Close Marathon
• 7:00 pm $10 WEIRDASS @ FIT
• 8:30 pm $10 THE DAILY SHOW/COLBERT REPORT IMPROV JAM @ FIT
• 10:00 pm $10 SCHEER-MCBRAYER @ FIT
• 11:30 pm $10 HORATIO SANZ & THE KINGS OF IMPROV @ FIT

Sunday, August 10

• 6:00 pm $25 The 10th Annual Del Close Marathon
• 8:00 pm $15 ASSSSCAT 3000 at Haft Auditorium

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