July 10, 2004 

Schedule and line-ups are subject to change

• 7:30 pm $8 Spiral Bound Demetri debuted his first one-man show, "If I", at the UCBT. Then he took it to the U.S. Comedy Arts Festival in Aspen. Then, he took it to the Fringe Festival in Edinburgh. He got two trophies for it. Now he has a new show. It's called "Spiral Bound."
• 9:00 pm $8 Respecto: Good vs. Elvis The baby is coming, the power is out, the senator has been shot and we think the pizza palace is owned by vampires. Unbelievable things happen to desperate people in this all-improvised comedy show by Respecto Montalban.
• 10:30 pm $8 MOTHER: The Soundtrack Nothing's guaranteed in improvised comedy, but never doubt: If it's Saturday, Mother will rock. One of UCBT's signature shows, Mother uses your CD's and Ipods as inspiration, spinning your music collection into a wicked web of stupid-smart insanity.
• Midnight $8 MOCK THE VOTE You got to vote, but don't commit Hari-Kerry. And don't be a Bush-bag. Mock the vote.