April 17, 2008 

Schedule and line-ups are subject to change

• 6:30 pm $5 SPANK NYTCC / Skinny Bitch Jesus Meeting See two brand new sketch or solo shows birthed right before your eyes. These shows have never been performed on the UCBT stage before.
  And just like children, some may be good and some may be bad, but somebody out there loves them just the same.
• 8:00 pm $5 Take Me. Seriously. Martin Scorsese. Sex. Cheerleading. Sex. Dry-cleaning. Sex. Lesbian. Sex.
  Katie Schorr gets inside the heads and hearts of four 17-year old girls, who all want one thing: They want to be taken. The Lance and Ray Show Lance and Ray are best friends, who have written a fun show together.
• 9:30 pm $5 This Is Gonna Hurt We've all been in the ER sometime, now see this crazy world through the eyes of Dr. Devlyn Corrigan, a real-life ER doctor, who has worked in some of the busiest ER's and trauma centers in New York City. BLITZKRIEG! Blitzkrieg! presents the sketch comedy equivalent of a fistfight between Stephen "A Brief History of Pain" Hawking and Brian "The Asswhoopin' of the Cosmos" Greene.
• 11:00 pm $5 Cage Match NYC Bastian vs. Mother Welcome to the world's most dangerous Improv arena, where two mighty teams of gladiators will take the stage to prove who is the best of the best.