April 15, 2010 

Schedule and line-ups are subject to change

• 6:30 pm $5 SPANK The Many Adventures of Trixie/Mark & Ari See two brand new sketch or solo shows birthed right before your eyes. These shows have never been performed on the UCBT stage before.
  And just like children, some may be good and some may be bad, but somebody out there loves them just the same.
• 8:00 pm $5 Andrée Vermeulen: FRENCH TOAST After applying for The Greatest French Person in the World Award, Andrée uncovers a dark family secret (she may actually be...Belgian!), and is forced to decide whether or not believing in something is enough to make it true. D-Bags, A-Holes & Lovers Come see real deal married couple James & Jessica Eason be full-blown A-bags and D-holes. The show is hot as balls. (only a true D-bag having A-hole opinions would have the balls to say it)
• 9:30 pm $5 A-Side / B-Side w/Sidecar, Two Fun Men, & Kurt Braunohler The best and the oddest from three heavy-hitting sketch groups. We bring you the crowd-pleasers you know (A-sides), and the uncensored material you'll never forget (B-sides).
• 11:00 pm $5 Cage Match NYC Reuben Williams vs. DeCoster Welcome to the world's most dangerous Improv arena, where two mighty teams of gladiators will take the stage to prove who is the best of the best.