April 7, 2008 

Schedule and line-ups are subject to change

• 8:00 pm $5 QUEENS: A HALF-MAN SHOW From the projects of Lefrak City to the McMansions of Howard Beach, viral video sensation, Greg Scarnici skewers six colorful characters from the borough of big hair and even bigger accents.
• 9:30 pm $5 SIDECAR: This One's For The Losers A lot of sketch shows are for guys like David Beckham and George Clooney, but not this one. This one's for the rest of us, this one's for you, This One's For The Losers. Goodnight OJ In 1994, while in prison and on trial for double murder, O.J. Simpson received over 300,000 letters. "Goodnight O.J." explores the minds of the people who wrote him.
• 11:00 pm $5 SPANK MC Chris See two brand new sketch or solo shows birthed right before your eyes. These shows have never been performed on the UCBT stage before.
  And just like children, some may be good and some may be bad, but somebody out there loves them just the same.