March 27, 2008 

Schedule and line-ups are subject to change

• 6:30 pm $5 SPANK Greg & Lou / Katie Schorr See two brand new sketch or solo shows birthed right before your eyes. These shows have never been performed on the UCBT stage before.
  And just like children, some may be good and some may be bad, but somebody out there loves them just the same.
• 8:00 pm $5 Jen & Angie A jet crashes on a remote island in the Pacific. Only 2 1/2 celebrities survive: Angelina Jolie. Jennifer Aniston. And Brad Pitt, sort of. BLITZKRIEG! Blitzkrieg! presents the sketch comedy equivalent of a fistfight between Stephen "A Brief History of Pain" Hawking and Brian "The Asswhoopin' of the Cosmos" Greene.
• 9:30 pm $5 The Lance and Ray Show Lance and Ray are best friends, who have written a fun show together. Out Of Africa My Mind Out of Africa began as a book. They made it a movie. Now it's a party. And you are invited.
  Join Nick Zimmerman at this solo show. He'll provide the whole wheat fig bars and the coca-cola. All you have to do is show up.
• 11:00 pm $5 Cage Match NYC The Stepfathers vs. Raynard Welcome to the world's most dangerous Improv arena, where two mighty teams of gladiators will take the stage to prove who is the best of the best.