March 14, 2008 

Schedule and line-ups are subject to change

• 6:30 pm $5 SPANK The Stuff / The StraightMen See two brand new sketch or solo shows birthed right before your eyes. These shows have never been performed on the UCBT stage before.
  And just like children, some may be good and some may be bad, but somebody out there loves them just the same.
• 8:00 pm $8 Kumail Nanjiani: Unpronounceable "Unpronounceable" is a very personal, eye-opening and hilarious recounting of Kumail Nanjiani's life growing up in Pakistan.
• 9:30 pm $8 THE STEPFATHERS Join seven of New York's top longform improvisors as they get together to take you on a tour of everything that's both cute and brutal.
• 11:00 pm $8 DEATH BY ROO ROO: Your Fucked Up Family Take an improvised journey into your family’s dysfunction...Did your Dad try to kill your Mom’s boyfriend? Did your sister start a fire on Thanksgiving? Or did someone just forget Grandma in the car for a few hours? From a single audience interview,
• Midnight FREE Liquid Courage Liquid Courage is a Sketch show like no other. Anyone can submit a sketch and perform it at this show.
  Sketches will be picked on a first come first served basis. The show will run as long as sketches are presented.