March 13, 2008 

Schedule and line-ups are subject to change

• 6:30 pm $5 SPANK Drift On / The Uncles See two brand new sketch or solo shows birthed right before your eyes. These shows have never been performed on the UCBT stage before.
  And just like children, some may be good and some may be bad, but somebody out there loves them just the same.
• 8:00 pm $5 Chris Coxen's League of Characters Chris Coxen’s League of Characters combines pristine amounts of motivational speaking, combat dancing, decadent Bermuda crooning and shocking revelations of the future. BLITZKRIEG! Blitzkrieg! presents the sketch comedy equivalent of a fistfight between Stephen "A Brief History of Pain" Hawking and Brian "The Asswhoopin' of the Cosmos" Greene.
• 9:30 pm $5 OBSESSED With Julie & Jackie w/Brett Gelman ("Little Bit of Luck"), Adira Amram, Stoley, & Jawnee Conroy Join comic geniuses Jackie Clarke and Julie Klausner as they host an evening based around the theme of obsession. Guests include writers, comedians, and actual loons.
• 11:00 pm $5 Cage Match NYC The Stepfathers vs. Stamp & Coin Club Welcome to the world's most dangerous Improv arena, where two mighty teams of gladiators will take the stage to prove who is the best of the best.