March 6, 2008 

Schedule and line-ups are subject to change

• 6:30 pm $5 SPANK John Lennon's Birthday, 1978 See two brand new sketch or solo shows birthed right before your eyes. These shows have never been performed on the UCBT stage before.
  And just like children, some may be good and some may be bad, but somebody out there loves them just the same.
• 8:00 pm $5 INSIDE JOKE w/Zach Galifianakis A cross between Charlie Rose and This Old House, Inside Joke answers the question "What makes people laugh?" without ever asking it. Past guests include David Cross, Al Franken, Scott Thompson and Lewis Black, among others.
• 9:30 pm $5 The Lance and Ray Show Lance and Ray are best friends, who have written a fun show together. Out Of Africa My Mind Out of Africa began as a book. They made it a movie. Now it's a party. And you are invited.
  Join Nick Zimmerman at this solo show. He'll provide the whole wheat fig bars and the coca-cola. All you have to do is show up.
• 11:00 pm $5 Cage Match NYC The Stepfathers vs. Twelve Thousand Dollars Welcome to the world's most dangerous Improv arena, where two mighty teams of gladiators will take the stage to prove who is the best of the best.