February 29, 2008 

Schedule and line-ups are subject to change

• 7:00 pm $5 SPANK Serious Lunch See two brand new sketch or solo shows birthed right before your eyes. These shows have never been performed on the UCBT stage before.
  And just like children, some may be good and some may be bad, but somebody out there loves them just the same.
• 8:00 pm $8 This Is Gonna Hurt We've all been in the ER sometime, now see this crazy world through the eyes of Dr. Devlyn Corrigan, a real-life ER doctor, who has worked in some of the busiest ER's and trauma centers in New York City. White Orphans Let the ladies of Penny (Amber Petty, Tricia Mcalpin, and Jessie Schupack) guide you through their wonderful world of art, music and laughter. You'll laugh till you cry, cry till you laugh and be moved enough to want a white orphan for your very own.
• 9:30 pm $8 THE STEPFATHERS Join seven of New York's top longform improvisors as they get together to take you on a tour of everything that's both cute and brutal.
• 11:00 pm $8 DEATH BY ROO ROO: Your Fucked Up Family Take an improvised journey into your family’s dysfunction...Did your Dad try to kill your Mom’s boyfriend? Did your sister start a fire on Thanksgiving? Or did someone just forget Grandma in the car for a few hours? From a single audience interview,
• Midnight FREE Jammin' With Ralph The UCB Theatre's monthly improv jam!
  Think you have the improv chops to jam with ralph? Prove it!