January 7, 2008 

Schedule and line-ups are subject to change

• 8:00 pm $5 BLITZKRIEG! Blitzkrieg! presents the sketch comedy equivalent of a fistfight between Stephen "A Brief History of Pain" Hawking and Brian "The Asswhoopin' of the Cosmos" Greene. Seven Fights Knife fight. Wrestling match. Open-palmed martial arts standoff. Sketch show. Matt DeCoster and Will Hines test their mettle by performing an uncompromising series of comedy sketches that they wrote for the arena of the UCB Theatre.
• 9:30 pm $5 SPANK Julia Child / The Mushroom Kingdom See two brand new sketch or solo shows birthed right before your eyes. These shows have never been performed on the UCBT stage before.
  And just like children, some may be good and some may be bad, but somebody out there loves them just the same.
• 11:00 pm FREE Human Giant w/Demetri Martin, Todd Barry & Jessi Klein Aziz Ansari, Rob Huebel & Paul Scheer present a series of sketches, presentations, and videos.