Sunday, July 5

• 7:30 pm $10 ASSSSCAT 3000
• 9:30 pm FREE ASSSSCAT 3000

Monday, July 6

• 8:00 pm $5 MAUDE NIGHT Stone Cold Fox / Gorilla Gorilla
• 9:30 pm $5 SPANK Too Many Guns / Hostess Stand
• 11:00 pm FREE WHIPLASH

Tuesday, July 7

• 6:30 pm $5 New Team Harold
• 8:00 pm $5 HAROLD NIGHT --The Bishop
  --DeCoster
  --Robber Baron
  --Law Firm
  --The Scam
• 11:00 pm $5 The Lottery

Wednesday, July 8

• 7:00 pm $5 She Tried To Be Normal
• 8:00 pm $5 Buzzy Shore's MASTER CLASS IN COMEDY New Exc!tement: REALLY GOOD NEWS
• 9:30 pm $5 Oscarbait As The Diamond Burns: An Improvised Soap Opera
• 11:00 pm FREE School Night

Thursday, July 9

• 6:30 pm $5 SPANK The Prince's Bride / Snakes
• 8:00 pm $5 HOT TUB with Kurt Braunohler and Kristen Schaal
• 9:30 pm $5 A-Side / B-Side w/God's Pottery, Ben Lerman, & Shockwave
• 11:00 pm $5 Cage Match NYC Death By Roo Roo vs. Zuleyka

Friday, July 10

• 7:00 pm $5 The Workout Sidecar
• 8:00 pm $10 Jenny Slate: DEAD MILLIONAIRE How Rude
• 9:30 pm $10 THE STEPFATHERS
• 11:00 pm $5 Chris Gethard's MAGIC BOX OF STORIES
• Midnight FREE GUTBUCKET

Saturday, July 11

• 7:30 pm $10 Let's Have A Ball
• 9:00 pm $10 DEATH BY ROO ROO: Your F'ed Up Family
• 10:30 pm $10 REUBEN WILLIAMS ATTACKS!
• Midnight $5 The Hogwarts Improvisation Society

Sunday, July 12

• 7:30 pm $10 ASSSSCAT 3000
• 9:30 pm FREE ASSSSCAT 3000

Monday, July 13

• 8:00 pm $5 MAUDE NIGHT Thunder Gulch / Gramps
• 9:30 pm $5 SPANK Paralyzed By Glennis / My American Cousin
• 11:00 pm FREE WHIPLASH

Tuesday, July 14

• 6:30 pm $5 New Team Harold
• 8:00 pm $5 HAROLD NIGHT --Scootch
  --Bastian
  --Ragnaröck
  --Badman
  --Penthouse Riot
• 11:00 pm $5 The Lottery

Wednesday, July 15

• 7:00 pm $5 The Workout John Frusciante: What the F*ck Happened In Iran?
• 8:00 pm $5 CBS/NYC PRESENTS w/Patrick Borelli & John Mulaney (SNL)
• 9:30 pm $5 UCBT'S Summer Showcase!
• 11:00 pm FREE School Night

Thursday, July 16

• 6:30 pm $5 SPANK The Uncomfortable Outer Space Adventures of Captain Ostagon / Berty Haddock
• 8:00 pm $5 HOT TUB with Kurt Braunohler and Kristen Schaal
• 9:30 pm $5 Stripped Stories
• 11:00 pm $5 Cage Match NYC Winner vs. Rogue Elephant

Friday, July 17

• 7:00 pm $5 The Workout Emily Axford
• 8:00 pm $10 Jenny Slate: DEAD MILLIONAIRE How Rude
• 9:30 pm $10 THE STEPFATHERS
• 11:00 pm $5 VERY FRESH w/Olde English
• Midnight FREE Liquid Courage

Saturday, July 18

• 7:30 pm $10 Let's Have A Ball
• 9:00 pm $10 DEATH BY ROO ROO: Your F'ed Up Family
• 10:30 pm $10 REUBEN WILLIAMS ATTACKS!
• Midnight $5 High School Talent Show

Sunday, July 19

• 7:30 pm $10 ASSSSCAT 3000
• 9:30 pm FREE ASSSSCAT 3000

Monday, July 20

• 8:00 pm $5 MAUDE NIGHT Slow Burn / High Treason
• 9:30 pm $5 SPANK Fantasies of a 12 Year Old Girl / O'Hooligan and the Holligans
• 11:00 pm FREE WHIPLASH

Tuesday, July 21

• 6:30 pm $5 New Team Harold
• 8:00 pm $5 HAROLD NIGHT --Robber Baron
  --Penthouse Riot
  --Scootch
  --Law Firm
  --The Bishop
• 11:00 pm $5 The Lottery

Wednesday, July 22

• 7:00 pm $5 The Workout The Movie Set
• 8:00 pm $5 Totally J/K
• 9:30 pm $5 Buzzy Shore's MASTER CLASS IN COMEDY Eugene Cordero: WEIRD BIRDS
• 11:00 pm FREE School Night

Thursday, July 23

• 6:30 pm $5 SPANK Dan Gregor: Greetings from the End of the World / Nick Ross: Highly Evolved Human
• 8:00 pm $5 HOT TUB with Kurt Braunohler and Kristen Schaal
• 9:30 pm $5 Bishop, Douch and Hill
• 11:00 pm $5 Cage Match NYC Winner vs. Veal

Friday, July 24

• 7:00 pm $5 Greg & Lou: Grand Theft Art...Oh
• 8:00 pm $10 Gabe Liedman: NO ANSWERS New Exc!tement: REALLY GOOD NEWS
• 9:30 pm $10 THE STEPFATHERS
• 11:00 pm $5 BENEATH GRISTEDES w/Steve Guttenberg (Police Academy)
• Midnight FREE Liquid Courage

Saturday, July 25

• 7:30 pm $10 Let's Have A Ball
• 9:00 pm $10 DEATH BY ROO ROO: Your F'ed Up Family
• 10:30 pm $10 REUBEN WILLIAMS ATTACKS!
• Midnight $5 Andy Rocco's Hipster Show

Sunday, July 26

• 7:30 pm $10 ASSSSCAT 3000
• 9:30 pm FREE ASSSSCAT 3000

Monday, July 27

• 8:00 pm $5 Gravid Water
• 9:30 pm $5 SPANK Matt McCarthy / I Lauged Until I Died
• 11:00 pm FREE WHIPLASH

Tuesday, July 28

• 6:30 pm $5 New Team Harold
• 8:00 pm $5 HAROLD NIGHT --DeCoster
  --Ragnaröck
  --The Scam
  --Badman
  --Bastian
• 11:00 pm $5 The Lottery

Wednesday, July 29

• 6:00 pm $5 WFMU's 7 Second Delay Live
• 8:00 pm $5 Mother May I Dance With Mary Jane's Fist? Kate McKinnon: BEST ACTRESS
• 9:30 pm $5 The Rejection Show w/Will Leitch, Eliot Glazer, Margot Leitman, Andy Ross & more!
• 11:00 pm FREE School Night

Thursday, July 30

• 6:30 pm $5 SPANK Nick Zimmerman / Dave Hill: Big In Japan
• 8:00 pm $5 HOT TUB with Kurt Braunohler and Kristen Schaal
• 9:30 pm $5 CollegeHumor Live! w/Kristen Schaal & More!
• 11:00 pm $5 Cage Match NYC Winner vs. Froduce

Friday, July 31

• 7:00 pm $5 The Workout The Movie Set
• 8:00 pm $10 Gabe Liedman: NO ANSWERS Waiting for Obama
• 9:30 pm $10 THE STEPFATHERS
• 11:00 pm $5 Backyard Brawl Bleak! Comedy vs. TheStraightMen
• Midnight FREE Jammin' With Ralph

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