Mark Sarian hails from Philadelphia, where he first learned how to be bitterly disappointed in all things sports related. He has been performing stand-up, sketch and improv comedy in New York City since 1998. From 1995 to 1996, Mark served as Mr. Baltimore, appearing in television and radio commercials promoting tourism for downtown Baltimore. He was an advertising copywriter for seven years before becoming a writer/performer full time. He has appeared in several national television and radio commercials for T*MOBILE, Slim-Fast, Wendy's and Blockbuster and has produced and performed in numerous shows at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre. He and Ari also had a short film they wrote shot and directed by John Landis (Animal House) for JibJab.com. He is deathly afraid of high walls of rushing water, or Tsunamis.

Hometown: Philadelphia, Pa