OFFENSIVE FEST - October 24-28

October 5, 2007, 4:27 pm - [ Category: NY Shows ]

OFFENSIVE FEST
October 24-28

Laugh at your outrage.

Brace yourself for the most Offensive Comedy Festival you've ever seen.

WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 24

VIDEO PERVERTS
8pm
Join John Flynn and Jesse Falcon as they team up to bring you an evening of video clips that are so beyond the realm of comprehension, that only the strong and the foolish should attend the screening. Together they have assembled an evening of video clips that will make you want to rip your own face off. Marvel! At the horror of the dark side of celebrity!!!! Gasp! At the effect of Drugs on the Human Mind!!!! Spoon! At the shocking SEX-capades of the elderly!!!! Perverted Video with John and Jesse....it's like a bet you were born to lose. (Warning: No one will be seated during the Barbra Streisand S&M gelatin musical number!)
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THE MOST F-ED UP NIGHTS OF OUR LIVES
9:30pm
Some of the funniest writers in New York are getting together to let you know about the ost fucked up nights of their lives - those nights that stand out a cut above the rest, that left behind stories so full of hilarity and wonder that they're worth sharing. Hosted by David Martin
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SEGREGATED SCHOOL NIGHT
11:00pm
Segregated School Night is a separate but equal showcase for new and experimental material from New York's top improv, sketch, and stand-up performers. Hosted by Justin Purnell.

THURSDAY, OCTOBER 25

SONGS IN THE KEY OF F*#K YOU
8:00pm
Join some of your favorite UCBT performers for a night of hilarious, raunchy, and offensive songs you won't hear on JACK FM (or whatever the hell that stupid station is called).
Starring Michelle Accorso, Deb Downing, Shayna Fern, Brian Fountain, Fran Gillespie, Peter Gwinn, Peter Grosz, Nate Kushner, Michael Martin, Tricia McAlpin, Marcos Sanchez, Ari Scott, Abby Sher, Eliza Skinner & Kristy Webb
With videos from Stuckey & Murray and Reggie Watts
Hosted by Cracked Out!
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CAGEMATCH NYC: RETARDS VS. STEREOTYPES
11:00pm
Welcome to the world's most dangerous Improv arena, where two mighty teams of gladiators will take the stage to prove who is the best of the best. Tonight those gladiators are either retarded or total stereotypes. May the most offensive team win!
STEREOTYPES: Michael Paoli, Aaron Glaser, Jim Santangeli, Craig Rowin, Chris Schell, Rob Cuthill, Brian Faas, Pat Baer, Hallie Haglund
RETARDS: Jesse Falcon, Eddie Dunn, Violet Krumbein, Will Hines, Anthony King, Megan Neuringer, Shannon O'Neill, Brett Gelman, John Gemberling
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FRIDAY, OCTOBER 26

JOHN FLYNN HAS TERRIBLE SEX (WITH JASON MANTZOUKAS)
8:00pm
Ever since he was a teenager, John Flynn has had some pretty terrible sex. At times the sex was immoral, illegal, and once involved the phrase "erotic vomiting." His partners have ranged from professional athletes, to circus performers, to men who swear they "aren't gay." It's the kind of sex that makes you question basic human decency. And with the help of Jason Mantzoukas, John Flynn is going to share it all with you.
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THE STEPFATHERS: A SALUTE TO OUR BIMBO WIVES
9:30pm
The Stepfathers explore, through the magic of improvisation, everything that's dark, terrifying, and wrong about male/female relationships.
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DEATH BY ROO ROO: HEROES OF 9/11
11:00pm
Relive every horrible moment like it's happening for the first time. Death By Roo Roo performs an Evente centered around the tragic events of September 11th 2001.
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CRACKED OUT: CRACKFENDED
MIDNIGHT
It's CRACKFFENDED yall. Yo you ready for the the most offensive party you've ever been to?! Motherfuckers best recognize that Cracked Out invented the term and state of being of offensive. We're gonna pull out the stops like we haven't in years for this show. That's right, you want to get your brains scrambled with images you can't unsee, plus hear our dope trax! Well then come see CRACKFFENDED!
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SATURDAY, OCTOBER 27

JACKIE & JULIE: RAPE YOUR FACE
7:00pm
Join comic geniuses Jackie Clarke and Julie Klausner as they host an evening of comedy so offensive, so outlandish, so trash-tastic it will give your Grandpa a stroke. A sexy stroke. Join the girls and some of their dirty pals for a night of sin that will make Plato's Retreat look like a Billy Graham sing-a-long. Plus special guests and anal bleaching!
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MOTHER: THE SOUNDTRACK TO THE LAST HOUR OF YOUR LIFE
9:00pm
Mother uses your CDs and Ipods to create an improvised show about torture, revenge, the war, abortion - everything that might make this the last hour of your life.
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REUBEN WILLIAMS: MONEY SHOT
10:30pm
Join Reuben Williams as they create a fully improvised porn shoot with eager fluffers, creepy directors, dumb-as-dirt actors, and everything else they can imagine. Oh yeah, also dildos.
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THE DIRTIEST SKETCH IN NYC CONTEST - OJ SIMPSON'S BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS EDITION
MIDNIGHT
Previous champions and runners up of the Dirtiest Sketch Contest in NYC Contest are given a 3-minute time limit to perform sketches as filthy, dirty, outrageous, bizarre, surreal and crude as comically possible! It's time to get dirty. Hosted by Jackie Clarke & Hot Sauce
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SUNDAY, OCTOBER 28

ASSSCAT 3000: OFFFENSIVE FEST EDITION
7:30pm & 9:30pm
The Upright Citizens Brigade performs longform improv with possible special guests from Saturday Night Live, Late Night with Conan O'Brien and The Daily Show with Jon Stewart.
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